MrBigStick's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[FF:The day after LD]

the intro is too long, there is too much talking,

the opening scene is terribly rendered, and has little to no redeeming qualities on the already weak storyline, you're blatantly insulting another NG member, there is no voice acting, your art is awful, the blur effects are crappy at best, your spelling is horrible, i had to play FF6 for at least 12 hours before i even knew what you were talking about, the sound nearly blew my speakers, the little that you have bothered yourself to draw looks godawful, the special effects sucked, you didn't even make an effort to make the sprite of you look like you, resulting in a terribly ugly recolor of rockman zero who doesen't even fit in with final fantasy 6 characters and backgrounds, and even though you say that the sprite/weapon doesen't matter, you still give yourself a sprite with a lot of attacks and animations, the timeline has little to no consistency, you didn't even bother to edit the sprites you used to look like HAcoreRD and why is sabin fighting hardcore in the first place?

and vince didn't steal your flash, he was imitating your style to prove a point, and while i don't know what that point is, nor do i know what facts that he is avoiding, but the facts are that his point has been proven.

vince uses swish, which makes it impossible for him to use basic flash actions like tweens and streaming audio, so he has to use sprites and a lot of frame by frame.

and by the way, try to improve on... everything.

Shin2k27 responds:

Correction:

1.Vince DID steal the first scene as in the stolen version THE GRAPHIC SYMBOLES ARENT WORKING AT FULL EFFECT AND THE FPS ISNT THE SAME RESULTING IN SLOWER PACED ACTION. is that clear?

2.Tried creating your own sprite? The comment about the recoloring tells since it takes very good drawing skills to even animate one.

3.Why are the blurring effect crappy?

4.What if i give myself a character with alot of attacks? I exploited all the possible ways to make an ff6 character attack and there is even more than what you have seen.

5. Vince users swish, so what? If he is lazy its not my fault, quit trying to find excuses for him.

Generally you just tried to put up something together that had no sense to backup the zero you are giving me. Somebody with more fucking brains would have first pointed out the annoying click n go text, the speeding lines background which was quite horrible, some streamed music that werent clear, lack of more special effects than slashes and bashes and how linear the whole thing is.

But you just had to go noobish on this one. Sorry but the excuses youve given are more of an attempt at insulting me than a critique. Better luck next time.

[Grizzly's Rant I]

pure, unadulterated genius.

i loved it so much. grizzly's roaring and ranting cleared out my headache caused by foamy's rant 4, which i voted 0 on as soon as it loaded, and i watched as fuel for an angry review, but my head hurt too much to write a review.

unwellpuss responds:

You should buy my headache tablets from my store. They contain 20% Headache tablets and 80% Grizzly bear urine. Then buy a shirt while you are there!

[Vince Trigger]

ah. what a great movie!

i got a good laugh off of this movie, and the special features were mind blowingly awesome.

VinceChavez responds:

Thanks Psychoworm! Expect a beefed up version with more bonus features to be submitted soon :D

[2nd Runner Intro]

i didn't think it was possible

but you made me hate 3 things that i already enjoy for entertainment: zone of the enders, kingdom hearts, and digimon.
I usually love giant robot flash movies that deviate away from the original style, but the fact is that the original character designs were pretty badass, and what do we get from you? takato and kenta from the third digimon series. *sigh*
i see that some effort went this, but you traced everything, and everyone needs to stop making "thier own version" of the intro to an anime. while i am a huge fan of anime, most of the time i'm not a fan of anime flash. I would have cut you more slack if you had made an attempt to make it look like your own work, but while watching this, i kept thinking of the phrase: Jehuty! digivolve into goofy and save the walt disney popsicle from the evil heartless!

if you can make an anime flash that doesent remind people of different things, or better yet, make up your own characters, or just use yourself if you're stuck, but please, stop ripping off shonen anime. if not for yourself, then for everyone else.

Sion responds:

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[SS Halloween Collection]

beautiful.

i was moved to tears.

[Zeebl and Rob]

mmmmmm, rye.

this was just like weebl and bob. just like it. i think i've seen it before... someone on the forum linked to it, i think it was you, and i liked it when i was in my weebl phase. the fan art and weebl's non weebl + bob music videos made me get over that phase real quick.

gank responds:

the only places this is besides here are my site and deviantart. i'm surprised people don't like it more...could be my first blammed movie=\

[ATHF intro]

sorry meatwad. *meatwad cries because i voted 0*

hold on, meatwad never cries!

jeez, if i wanted to see the ATHF intro, i would watch TV. that was so stupid... you know that aqua teen hunger force was originally done in flash, and if you're going to make a tribute to your favorite shows (and mine ^_^), then draw it, like i would.

CrazyLegs07 responds:

I'm sorry, I am a REAL animator, I DON"T TRACE!