MrBigStick's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tony Hawk's Pro Dying]

the best skating stick movie EVER!!!!!

seriously, because the name is original, tells you what to expect, and wins the first battle (funny title = fifen, i've seen it before, even with crap) for example, blamtrix: resubmitted, i saw that as soon as i got back from the theater on the portal, the name gave me a laugh, and i was on a matrix high, it was crap, but i voted 4 because of the name alone.

the tweens are PERFECT, the animation is smooth
it feels like watching someone else play tony hawk's pro skater,

the sound is CD quality,

in short, this is the best stick skate, no, the best skate movie in general, EVER!
that's saying a lot because there's thousands, possibly millions of n00bish shitty sk8 flash like
"skate..need i say more" (blammed by my brother)
"OMG YAY SKATE" (blammed by me)
"sk8 sk8 sk8 sk8" (blammed)

and these are crap, even when compared to a big pile of crap. if i had to choose which pile of crap to eat, either "rainbow stick skates..DBZ STYLE!" or the world's biggest pile of crap, i'd probably eat the pile, because crap is crap, no matter what you compare it to.

PS: i'm not calling your movie crap, or calling you a gay stoner, which i've seen in reviews before. i'm telling you this is one of the best flashes i've ever seen. it's going onto favorites.

Sir-Davey responds:

thanks for the long review! I always love reviews!^^
Man, i didnt know it was possible to like my movie so much O_o. Thanks a lot!

[Mega Man Saga, Preview 2]

that was really good

i can't wait for the series, but i saw a picture of early designs of rock, and apparently he was a little boy running around in a tank top and boxers with black hair and pale skin...it scared me.

plus your voices made me GIGGLE. i'm just now watching it for the third time and i'm laughing at the same things, which is everything. the lip syncing is perfect, i just noticed that.

Techneon responds:

well actually there was no real lip synching, apart from wether they were talking or not. Still, thanks for the compliments

[How to Speak Clock]

preach on, brother mightydein.

i helped him with learn how to be clocky, but only a little, i made the clock movie clip.

is SBC friggin' paralyzed in yer movie?
just because we didn't know what rosa was saying, doesen't mean it's a pile of shit.
i mean, if you want shit, watch my movies.
i mean this is just fucking boring.
a little bit of expression in the clock, and it would be a lot funnier, but in your impotent hands, i still doubt it.

Davidus responds:

Well, the 2,033 viewers that got it to 3.26 can't be wrong.

[Saving Ryan's Privates]

version 2? wtf

if you're really sbc's child, then who's your mom? eh?! eh?!

dumbass.

StrawberryClockV2 responds:

Mrs. Strawberry Clock Version 0.75 of course, YOU dumbass >:D

[Knoxs "Mortal Kombat"2]

fucking awesome

ignore that dumbass noob with the 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milimeter p3n0r.

this pwned.
oh yeah, leftsock?
you're getting banned.
i won't stop until you are.

Knox responds:

yeah...he sure did...good job :)

[SBL is in hatred 3]

ya know newspaperclock?

i made his avatar.
same with surfboardclock.

this was before i knew how to draw.

now my art is 5% more l337.
just ask full-metal clock.

oh, that was a good movie.
N is not my friend, and i prefer driving to flying.

LollypopClock responds:

Thats nice to know!

<3

[Eskimo Bobs Wet Adventure]

the creators stopped submitting eskimo bob to NG.

because there was too much smut and pr0n.
i heard this from thier frequent newspaper articles and that time they talked to everyone at the truro library.

and don't mimic SBC, you'll get banned.

StrawberryClockV2 responds:

All the more reasons to hate Bob :)

[Sonic&othermadness2]

awesome!

good work, roger!
i really enjoy your work.
you're my second favorite.
the first is a great ninja flash artist.
this fucking pwns. nothing else left to say.

RogerregoRRoger responds:

Thanks.I`ve still vacation, so expect some wore in the future.Weehee!

[Cokes Covered in Shit 2]

F8L did this first, and it was funny

when you did it, it's just sad.

CabbageClock responds:

No, CarrotClock did it first.

You really are retarded, aren't you?

[Ranma½ Interactive Dojo 5]

great!

you're my favorite!

Dekathos responds:

Thank you! I need all the compliments I can get right now! By the way you must have the strangest user name on Newgrounds.