MrBigStick's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[shape wars 2]

i scored a terrible 5720.

blazed through the platformer levels, but the boss kicked my ass. the HP penalty for attacking made it a bit more difficult than it should be.

[Combat Flight Thingy]

ctrl is not an action button.

i would have assigned the shot button to a key that doesn't cause errors.

[Guardian Angel MK]

I like the upgrades, and the music.

those eyeball enemies were hard to kill, but i like how the difficulty raises the bar as you go on, this was a pretty good game, feels like it's missing something but it was a nice distraction.

[Deliver That Fulp]

I got all the Gheychievements!

All i had to do was read the reviews and pretty much did word for word what someone who also got all the Gheychievements did.

[Excuses Excuses]

i made it up to level 22

then i got up to answer the door and get my KFC, when i got back apparently i lost.

[Ganja Farm]

not bad.

but i got 550 points out of 500 simply by alternating between shift and enter. it's just a quick click kinda game, but not bad. this kind of game is more of a preloader distraction than an actual game.
the ufos were cool though, even if it just adds to the "aliens love pot" stereotype.

if i was high right now this game would probably be fascinating.

[Dress up Dagger]

well! this was fun!

at first i was in kind of a hurry to see what kind of details my good friend Sir Cannabis placed into this flash game whipped up on a dare, and was surprisingly entertained. the spooky mask discouraged me from being a perv and made two stylish, yet tasteful outfits, one of which made her look like "The Boss" from Metal Gear Solid 3, and another one which was more silly. i removed the trenchcoat and put the white camoflague jacket on her to replace it, removed the t shirt, and put the angry face and happy face next to her panties to give the illusion that she has testicles. but just as i was about to put the furry ears on her, and whip out my meat, i was terrified by the afformentioned spooky mask.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

lmao, the testicle thing cracked me the fuck up sir. I'm sorry the spooky mask scared you.. :(

[Germaine Soundboard]

no sir

i didn't like it.

although some of the combonations of these random words and phrases CAN be potentially funny in some way, there needs to be a way to co-ordinate them in advance for prank calls and such, because with some guy on the other line you could forget what you wanted this poorly drawn cartoon slut to say and wind up embarassing yourself by using your real voice.

[Foamy Soundboard]

didn't like it.

not at all.

[The Sexy Stud Soundboard]

no audio quality whatsoever.

and audio quality is the most important thing in a soundboard.

other than that it's text on a screen with a picture of a fat bald biker guy.

Buya responds:

sure, i agree. but the audio sounds fine to me. clear as hell. Do you want 5 channel surround sound from a flash file that is less than a meg?