MrBigStick's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mario Twins (official)]

I love this but...

it makes my favorite "random" movie, Yoda time (ID:89187) look sophisticated.

[Sonic Run]

i was raped by teh hedgehog "sonic"

you killed mario with a dooshbagel!

i give a 7 for humor just for strawberry clock.

[FF 1 - Force Vs. Magery]

good!

but when BLACKBELT was running around like an idiot after beating BLACKMAGE all WHITEMAGE had to do was hit him once with either her hammer, or HARM spell (yes, i know that only hurts ZOMBIE types, but it looks cool.)

if this is based on 8 bit theater (biran clevenger is a genius) then B.M.'s (fake) level 9 HADOKEN should have filled the screen, unless it was a smaller level.

good work.
but RED MAGE should have used a better spell.
one of the biggest spell i could make him learn was ICE3, or FIGHTERDOKEN (no mp required)

[E-vengers 2 (Cuba)]

castro?

some guy told me that taking E made him feel all gay.
now i believe him.

btw, thier dancing animations are always the same.
and are the kids always high or are they those "ratard ravers" you hear so much about?

[Tim Duffy: Your New God]

that's a modified redneck Bryon

and an ugly katkun.

what's with the tiny tiny babies?

[Ask Timmy]

fucker!

your shitty website killed my computer!
i'm blamming you from a friend's house!
i was hoping for south park's timmy.
i don'y really give a shit for your retarded goth sprite.

[Pynnhead]

not bad, but...

i watched it with my dad, and i asked him what he thought
he said "i gotta go put a few dollars into the VLT.(video lottery terminal)"

and if ANY thing forces someone to gamble, no matter what it is, i must blam it. sorry.

Gurrlos responds:

Hey it's not my fault your dad's a compulsive gambler, and that you're on welfare because of him (it's a wonder you could afford the computer you viewed the movie on).

[Zelda's Grandma Quest]

it's kind of you to make a movie about your granny

but if you love her, you'd make a better movie.

[Knuckles and Tails]

OMFG that was cool!

i thought they were improved sprites, but they were hand drawn!
that was so cool.

[Newgrounds Survivor ep3]

tako's supposed to be a master chef!

how is a fucking frog supposed to be a better cook?