Score: 5

"mindless beat 'em up."

submission: Naruto: Ultimate Battle

date: September 7, 2009

had the same basic control scheme as the console naruto fighting games, although it had the glitch retained from MUGEN when the naruto clones don't disappear, sasuke's fireball jutsu is supposed to be a projectile, but it's not in this. i couldn't land any hits with it. neji's special attack is really cheap, just like every other game he's in, and lee's third jutsu does not work at all. the visuals were nothing to call home about, the basic gameplay was alright, if a bit buggy. maybe 2 player is where this game really shines, but i'm not sure if my brother would even give it a chance so i don't know if your 2P mode is any good or not. i liked the ability to customize your controls, i didn't like the unskippable tutorial. overall: it's average. fix the bugs and you'll have a real game on your hands.

Score: 4

"i voted 3."

submission: EEnE Z Episode 4

date: September 7, 2009

way to edit your own sprites. i'm mildly impressed. i've seen the sprites from the GBA ed game and they looked like the cartoon, and your dbz edits look like the characters but i have no idea who the green gohan and blue goku are supposed to be.
i think my bro said it best just now when he said "anyone who can turn ed, edd and eddy into dragonball z has gotta have an imagination."

Score: 2

"no problem."

submission: ZOMG Naruto Hentai Quiz

date: September 1, 2009

all the questions were fairly easy since i was reading naruto for years.
on the last question i said "oh tsunade-sama. your 50 year old vagina is not wrinkly at all. although the hentai didn't always suit the answer. sure, the ino x sakura pairing is popular, but despite that for the reward for answering the question is kin and sakura looking at each other masturbating, when there's plenty of pics of ino and sakura dyking it out, that's why it's so popular, it shouldn't be considered hard to find. i gave it a 2 since i may be a naruto fan and a hentai fan but these quizzes take very little effort.

Score: 5

"a little bit depressing."

submission: The Facebook Game

date: August 20, 2009

as someone who got hooked on facebook for some reason (mafia wars.) i can clearly say a few things about the site's community and this game seems to be a fairly accurate portrayal of them.

Score: 10

"fucking amazing."

submission: King of the Kill

date: July 21, 2009

propane powered chainsaws. fuck yeah.

Score: 8

"i voted 4."

submission: Dungeons and Dungeons

date: July 21, 2009

a good flash game, killed about 10 minutes, the final boss was kind of tough but still beatable, i mostly rate games on how much time is killed, it's an alright game, but i see no reason to beat it more than once unless going for a high score, which i do not feel like doing. by the way adult swim, make your online viewer work in other parts of the world why don't you? either that or make the actual tv channel itself available for purchase from more cable and satellite providers.

Score: 10

"our living room is whorehouse red."

submission: D4ilytoon # 306

date: July 5, 2009

couldn't keep my head out of view.

Score: 10

"haven't seen FLCL."

submission: .::FLY GUY::. {Short}

date: June 15, 2009

the animation was pretty good, and once it was over, i like how you gave the option to not press the replay button and just chill with the song you picked, but pressing replay doesn't glitch the audio to make it double over, good work. you've improved.

Score: 0

"i've actually seen bible black"

submission: BibleBlack2_VideoPuzzle

date: June 11, 2009

and that chick the dude's fucking grows a cock.

Score: 10

"i love how delighted professor oak looks"

submission: Pokemon Master EP 19

date: June 9, 2009

as he sticks his exploding black penis into misty, pure comedy gold, even if you can't tell the difference between a raichu and a mutant pikachu.