Score: 10

"i love the shit out of it and will use it sometime"

submission: King of the Hill Metalized

date: June 16, 2009

i don't know why, but audio portal songs seems to always make me picture giant robots.
of course the ones i picture for this song right here put giant robots of a certain theme to mind.
Hank's mech looks like a truck with a lawnmower for one hand and a propane flamethrower on the other. Dale's would probably use the bugabego as a base so the dead queen termite mounted on top of his van would form either the head or a poison spraying arm weapon. i suppose Bill's would be the pre-owned mazda would have a cutting weapon shaped like scissors on it's arm and a tank like cannon attached somewhere and Boomhauer would be rollin' in his... damnit, i know the make, model and year of the car Boom uses but i forget... anyway. it's orange and has a big block, it was made before 1975. it uses something that launches explosive projectiles on one arm and a supersonic sound based weapon that is basically amplifying boomhauer's fast voice and using it as a weapon, i guess it would be used to detonate explosives from a distance that have been thrown with the other arm. hmm, I don't think i thought up giant robots for the rest of the cast of king of the hill but i guess i'll keep going until i run out of room. the Buckley bomb has two wheels and a trampoline to get into where it needs to go, and then explodes on command. Lucky's mech i suppose would have bigass tires in case the legs fail, a winch, mounted 12 gauge shotguns and a side weapon that shoots out a slippery liquid that doesn't affect Lucky himself but could cause his enemies to slip and is highly flammable. Buck Strickland would probably have a top of the line custom made mech that he didn't have to make himself out of his car and lawnmower, and it would somehow reflect his personality, probably have a "boobie missile" type attack... actually i think i just described Venus Ace from Mazinkaiser... i must be running out of ideas. anyway. any song that can spark that much imagination at a time is a really good song.

Score: 10

"sounds really jet, not so much set radio."

submission: JSR remix

date: June 15, 2009

sounds like someone DJ professor K would play if he wanted to break those giant speakers in the background during those scenes in which he speaks. if i was dumb enough to be wearing stereo headphones with the sound full blast, i could have gone deaf. thankfully i only had the volume at 10%, but it was quite loud despite that.

Score: 10

"it's like a tour of the digestive system."

submission: FF9 - Newfound Home

date: June 15, 2009

hear me out! getting chewed, swallowed, going down the esophagus, into the stomach, through the intestines and shat out the ass near the end, and then someone steps in the giant piece of shit you come out of, and someone comes by and eats the giant turd so the flash loops seamlessly. this sounds like a mean review, but i actually like this a lot.

Score: 7

"i kinda like it."

submission: Cyanide [Final]

date: June 14, 2009

it sounds like someone fighting in the war in iraq, i think there have been tunes that also set the mood for the other major wars but this one feels like the current war or at least desert storm, has kind of a gushing oil, blood on the sand, explosions everywhere kinda feel.

Score: 10

"chocobo's forest."

submission: Chick Chick Chickens

date: June 10, 2009

this is a catchy tune, reminds me of the scene in FF5 when you get the purple chocobo and he's too fat to fly and he vomits up two crystal shards, and then after that he flies just fine.

Score: 5

"simple platformer."

submission: 8-BIT HEAVEN

date: June 9, 2009

you jump on clouds and try to get as high as you can. some of the clouds break under your feet, others give you powerups that make you jump higher. it sounds like the BGM to one of those cloudjumping games.

Score: 7

"rave party at bugenhagen's!"

submission: Cosmo Canyon Redux

date: June 3, 2009

everyone takes some kind of pill and gets afflicted with a status ailment and they just trip out and watch the stars or dance in a repetitive way with glowsticks at that place with the telescope where you get the W series of materia.
I always liked how Cosmo Canyon sounded native-ish, you've made it sound asian-ish, and it's almost like a completely different song now.

Score: 6

"sounds cool. not just cool, cold."

submission: FF7 Ice Caves

date: June 3, 2009

i've been sitting around pretty much all day in shorts, and now i feel like i need to close some windows and put on a pair of pants, music that plays in a cold place that actually makes you feel cold when you hear it, pretty cool.

Score: 9

"it kinda works, but it gives a different feeling."

submission: OOT Market Final

date: June 3, 2009

it's like hyrule market in the depressing future you see it in as adult link, but it's still heavily populated, except instead of hylians going about their daily lives, there are various monsters just hanging around and doing some shopping, they talk to you if you talk to them, but they don't have a lot to say, you can attack them, but they'll leave you alone if you don't attack, and they'll all gang up on you if you do attack. actually, now that i think about it, it feels like the bandit village in fable 2.

Score: 8

"cute. i like the way this sounds."

submission: Moms B-day

date: June 3, 2009

the opening song or the end credits instrumental of a slow paced slice of life anime about someone who lives with his mother, and they love each other very much. happy birthday to your mom.