Score: 5

"mindless beat 'em up."

submission: Naruto: Ultimate Battle

date: September 7, 2009

had the same basic control scheme as the console naruto fighting games, although it had the glitch retained from MUGEN when the naruto clones don't disappear, sasuke's fireball jutsu is supposed to be a projectile, but it's not in this. i couldn't land any hits with it. neji's special attack is really cheap, just like every other game he's in, and lee's third jutsu does not work at all. the visuals were nothing to call home about, the basic gameplay was alright, if a bit buggy. maybe 2 player is where this game really shines, but i'm not sure if my brother would even give it a chance so i don't know if your 2P mode is any good or not. i liked the ability to customize your controls, i didn't like the unskippable tutorial. overall: it's average. fix the bugs and you'll have a real game on your hands.

Score: 4

"i voted 3."

submission: EEnE Z Episode 4

date: September 7, 2009

way to edit your own sprites. i'm mildly impressed. i've seen the sprites from the GBA ed game and they looked like the cartoon, and your dbz edits look like the characters but i have no idea who the green gohan and blue goku are supposed to be.
i think my bro said it best just now when he said "anyone who can turn ed, edd and eddy into dragonball z has gotta have an imagination."

Score: 2

"no problem."

submission: ZOMG Naruto Hentai Quiz

date: September 1, 2009

all the questions were fairly easy since i was reading naruto for years.
on the last question i said "oh tsunade-sama. your 50 year old vagina is not wrinkly at all. although the hentai didn't always suit the answer. sure, the ino x sakura pairing is popular, but despite that for the reward for answering the question is kin and sakura looking at each other masturbating, when there's plenty of pics of ino and sakura dyking it out, that's why it's so popular, it shouldn't be considered hard to find. i gave it a 2 since i may be a naruto fan and a hentai fan but these quizzes take very little effort.

Score: 10

"i love the shit out of it and will use it sometime"

submission: King of the Hill Metalized

date: June 16, 2009

i don't know why, but audio portal songs seems to always make me picture giant robots.
of course the ones i picture for this song right here put giant robots of a certain theme to mind.
Hank's mech looks like a truck with a lawnmower for one hand and a propane flamethrower on the other. Dale's would probably use the bugabego as a base so the dead queen termite mounted on top of his van would form either the head or a poison spraying arm weapon. i suppose Bill's would be the pre-owned mazda would have a cutting weapon shaped like scissors on it's arm and a tank like cannon attached somewhere and Boomhauer would be rollin' in his... damnit, i know the make, model and year of the car Boom uses but i forget... anyway. it's orange and has a big block, it was made before 1975. it uses something that launches explosive projectiles on one arm and a supersonic sound based weapon that is basically amplifying boomhauer's fast voice and using it as a weapon, i guess it would be used to detonate explosives from a distance that have been thrown with the other arm. hmm, I don't think i thought up giant robots for the rest of the cast of king of the hill but i guess i'll keep going until i run out of room. the Buckley bomb has two wheels and a trampoline to get into where it needs to go, and then explodes on command. Lucky's mech i suppose would have bigass tires in case the legs fail, a winch, mounted 12 gauge shotguns and a side weapon that shoots out a slippery liquid that doesn't affect Lucky himself but could cause his enemies to slip and is highly flammable. Buck Strickland would probably have a top of the line custom made mech that he didn't have to make himself out of his car and lawnmower, and it would somehow reflect his personality, probably have a "boobie missile" type attack... actually i think i just described Venus Ace from Mazinkaiser... i must be running out of ideas. anyway. any song that can spark that much imagination at a time is a really good song.

Score: 10

"sounds really jet, not so much set radio."

submission: JSR remix

date: June 15, 2009

sounds like someone DJ professor K would play if he wanted to break those giant speakers in the background during those scenes in which he speaks. if i was dumb enough to be wearing stereo headphones with the sound full blast, i could have gone deaf. thankfully i only had the volume at 10%, but it was quite loud despite that.

Score: 10

"it's like a tour of the digestive system."

submission: FF9 - Newfound Home

date: June 15, 2009

hear me out! getting chewed, swallowed, going down the esophagus, into the stomach, through the intestines and shat out the ass near the end, and then someone steps in the giant piece of shit you come out of, and someone comes by and eats the giant turd so the flash loops seamlessly. this sounds like a mean review, but i actually like this a lot.